Real Things Jon Says...

*Talking about my plans to start baking for profit*

Me: The cake balls have to be covered in a different coating than the cakes.

Jon: Oh, like the wedding cake the other day. You used buttercream and fonduit for the scrolling right.

ME: ....Yes, I used fondant on that cake.

Jon: I think you're getting pretty good with that fonduit stuff. Maybe you should make more cakes with that.

Me: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did you say?

Jon: Fonduit.

Me: Do you mean...conduit or FONDANT?

Real Things Jon Says...

*We're sleeping around midnight*

Jon: Babe!
Me: Huh? Wha..what is it?
Jon: Are you baking something?
Me: Excuse me?
Jon: Are.You.Baking.Something?
Me: ummm...what?!
Jon: ARE YOU BAKING SOMETHING WOMAN!?
Me: *blank/slightly judgmental stare* ... um no. But now I have to ask, why?
Jon: I smell something...different.
Me: What the heck does that mean?
Jon: I just smell something different, okay.
Me: Go to sleep! >:-(
Jon: *incoherent grumble, snore*
Me: *lay awake for the next hour wondering WTH he is dreaming about/smelling*
 

Wednesday Wisdom From Julia

"Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all."

Mystery Cake Being Built and Other Gleeful Excitedness

Before

After a collective gasp!

Cooking MeMes...you know I love them

ROFL...Paula Deen, you silly bitch!