Watch out! A bit risque! Non-Whole Foods Shoppers, cover you eyes!
|Tip One: Buy over-priced yet scrumptious food. |
This meal was orgasmic. *nom nom nom*
|Tip 2: Savor your merch in the dining area and act like you are texting |
while you snap away at items you now legally own. Look over your
shoulder constantly out of fear of public shaming.