Sorry I have not written in a month. You must think I'm dead or something. To answer the questions that you were probably secretly worrying about but too shy to post:
- No, I have not gotten food poisoning from rancid ingredients nor have I been murdered at the poor-people "grocery" store.
- I have also not been arrested for feeding my coworkers or drunkard friends horrible food disasters.
- Also, nothing grew out of my sink and ate me.
- Nor has the health department evicted me for living like a total slob.