Well guess what kids, margarine makes you fat, too. It was developed as a feed to fatten up turkeys for slaughter. When the turkeys wouldn't eat it, it was re-marketed as a butter-alternative for human consumption. Yum. They don't tell you these things in science class.
|Dear Giada De Laurentiis, I hate you. Not only are you breath-taking, |
I can't pronounce you name for the life of me.
"or this skinny-ish one:"
|Rachel, honey, please lay off the caffeine.|
However, there seems to be a trade off. These two cooks despite being beautiful, are so blatantly annoying that I want to throw a skillet through the TV when their shows come on. I wonder who would win in a cage match between these two. It would be hard to know because the audiences' heads would probably implode from all the inane screeching before a winner could be declared.
|Ladies, please. You are WAAAAY to excited to be talking about radishes.|
What are your thoughts on the skinny/ fat chef conundrum?
Oh hell why not...
or who would be the winner of the Annoying Skinny-Chef cage match?