|Okay, maybe not THIS bad...at least I don't have Formica counters. Wait...*facepalm*|
-while trying to get motivated to shower for the first time that weekend, and do a blog post for you guys. Eaten while walking down the hall to the computer room.
~~~I'm staring at my computer's blinking cursor...stomach growls~~~
"You know what I need?" I ask myself.
Self: "Some G.D. Self-esteem?"
Me: "Besides that."
Self: "Better personal hygiene?"
Me: "Shut up! I'll shower later."
~~Sneak back to kitchen as I have already been chastised for eating nothing but garbage for a week~~~
|Look at me protecting my noms! Now leave me & the cheezeburger in peace & no one will get hurt!|
|I told that bitch to back up off'a my bacon!|