Last night, Jon heard something he thought he would never hear come out of my kitchen: "I have the ugliest balls!!"
Naturally, this peaked his curiosity, and he found me fussing over some chocolate cake balls with a white chocolate coating. They were a train wreck. He had his laugh nonetheless. Then it was time for my laughs.
You see, you should never just sample things in a kitchen unless you know what your dipping into. Jon saw a bowl of creamy, white, icing-looking stuff and stuck his finger in for a taste.
He'll think again before taste testing random bowls...he got a mouthful off Crisco Vegetable Shortening.